Tomorrow’s features sections: “is it ever OK to have a million-year age gap?”

The pound in YOUR pocket, etc etc

everything is horrendous and bleak and upsetting, but at least I don't have to worry about the frogs. now to take a big sip of coffee and check Sky News

By me: Cabinet minister calls for whole-life murderer Victor Farrant to stay in jail bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT

Fact check!

Madame Cholet opting not to appear following the death of French president Georges Pompidou a few days earlier

#Eurovision 1974 #thewombles #Eurovision

Joe Kinnear, footballer and manager, RIP. Imagine starting a new job and your first press conference being like this. theguardian.com/football/2008/…

Depends on the size, really. A Saturn V is going to cost an arm and a leg, even in the short stay.

Watched Glamorgan’s Sam Northeast* get the record individual first class score at Lord’s. County cricket is back baby, wolf howl.

*Sam Gogledd-ddywrain

'The furry costumed lothario' Second Mentions

🗣️ “It leaves a bitter taste in my mouth”

🎥 Hull City head coach Liam Rosenior’s spoken out about racist abuse aimed at him on social media this week that was seen by his children.

Warning: This video contains a phrase that some may find offensive.

#hcafc | BBC Radio Humberside

Has a news story of yours been cut down by a MOWER? pressgazette.co.uk/media-audience…

There were days when the pandemic was really quite weird.

Four years ago...

Well that was one of the football matches I have watched #bhafc

Saw this on Reddit - You WILL NOT believe how much the yearly salary is for this jet-setting videographer job based in Milton Keynes working for a 'market-leading automotive manufacturer'

🤑➡️uk.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=4…

I cant believe it's not better

After big increases in small-boat arrivals this year, the PM’s spokeswoman says there is ‘a range of different reasons’ for fluctuations in the numbers, including the weather.

1 April pieces did not mess about in those days