What did we do to deserve this cyclone of filthy street style and bodily excretions? My column on the extraordinary Johnny Depp trial and the crushing masterstroke that was 'Amber Turd' thetimes.co.uk/article/in-pir…

And for the stunning eagle-eyed observation that Depp snorts coke out of a Tampax Pearl applicator (marked “paraphernalia” below), I have none other than Grant Tucker to thank