Setting up a new Smart TV in the kitchen.

“Don’t look now, but Michael Barrymore is behind you. If he speaks to you, you are NOT free to go to his pool party on Saturday”

“Tell them you recently had dental surgery that left you a groggy mess…”

A motorist was detected travelling at 194km/h in a 100km/h zone on the N25 in Cork on National Slow Down Day. rte.ie/news/ireland/2…

Sir, a second whispering to a President meme has surfaced

It’s genetically unfair that Morten Harket can have a face like that, a voice like that AND still look good nearly 40 years later. #TOTP

Oh no! The contrast on my TV is broken and I’m watching a Christmas message from pleasingly dead nonce, Michael “Paedo” Jackson, the King Of Noncery #TOTP

Different Class by Pulp is a perfect album. Given that pop music peaked in 1995, it’s probably the best album of that year. #TOTP

There has never been a double album that wouldn't have made a much better single album.

Canadians make their cats wear licence plates? Those sick euthanasia-loving fucks!

What’s an accelerator pedal for? Sounds important.

Who among us hasn’t skim-read a CND pamphlet and misattributed a Greenpeace quote to the Defence Select Committee because of toothache?