the capitals finally get to be the playoff team with zero expectations and no pressure whatsoever just running off of pure vibes

talladega nights >>>

The capitals being the worst team in history to make the playoffs is actually the most washington capitals thing they could ever do

why the FUCK IS MARSHAWN LYNCH IN WINNIPEG, MANITOBA

do you understand how badly you have fucked up your season if the 23-24 washington capitals are in the playoffs instead of you

RYAN LEONARD BOARD THAT FUCKING FLIGHT

POWER OF FRIENDSHIP. TOO STUPID TO DIE

IT IS WITH A HEAVY HEART THAT I MUST ANNOUNCE THAT THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE GOING TO THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS

gretzky era goaltending

COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME TO THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS

caps and flyers deadlocked in a cancun-off

me drunk in the backseat at the mcdonald’s drive thru

WAYNE GRETZKY WE ARE OUTSIDE YOUR FUCKING HOUSE

it would be extremely on brand for the capitals season to come down to game 82 and lose in the most heartbreaking way possible

it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that today is a washington capitals game day

[consoling a friend after a breakup]

HIM: I won’t find anyone as good as her

ME (just finished watching Moneyball): we’ll recreate her in the aggregate