drunkies

I am both a complainer and a solution oriented person, I am going to meltdown then make some plans 💀

literally how it be

mild tinnitus from my concert no biggie

i hate when people don’t get my sarcasm cause now i sound like a bully

I hate when people accuse me of lolly gagging when I'm quite clearly dilly dallying

KB and raghu on american idol shows you the ones with the kindest hearts will always be winning 💅

i be saying “this is my song” to literally every Drake song

“it’s fine everything happens for a reason”

that one girl who don’t play bout her spongebob references

in the mood to eat 500 crab rangoons

Dr. Robert Oppenheimer asked if the bomb was necessary 20 years after the war ended

you’d never guess what song is playing😭😭😭😭

“you take everything as a joke”

me:

“lets go to target”

me:

“I just don’t want that for myself anymore” is valid enough reason to stop anything!

Baby girl, what’s your name?

my tummy hurts