I love when girls are beautiful and talented (all the time)

Such a great pleasure voicing Chucky’s Mum…

perfect career

Well you’re wrong and have bad taste

wait why did that boy cry wolf initially? what was his goal? attention?

It’s LA cold in NYC! That’s when it’s windy but you don’t bring a jacket bc you believe you shouldnt have to

Indulging in the full experience of being a woman (sadly eating soup)

for some reason as a young girl all I wanted was a skirt like this

Eating an amount of bread for my 4pm snack that would make gwyneth paltrow nunchuck me in the throat

If you see my tiddies sweating through my shirt that’s a climate change issue. Take it up with big oil.

Starting to get noticeably jealous of every woman with a baby which is making my boyfriend think I’m very awesome and cool 😌

she lives across the street from the forest pork store so we call her forest pork

Type of shit I’m on

You should be able to get 40s of miso soup at the bodega

Commenting “free her” on pictures of happy couples cause i had a hard day at work

he’s high as hell

Sometimes my bf posts skate stuff on ig and I wanna reply “i love boys” but i dont think im allowed to do that :(

Jackson from Gilmore Girls got moves I see

if i think every redhead i follow on tiktok is the same person can i get in trouble for that?