there'll be hell toupee

1000% getting these

if you're bent outta shape because you have to scroll through someone's story before you get to their recipe - that you can use for free - you need to take a long hard look at yourself

My 11y/o won't listen to me when I say Warner Bros is not pronounced like 'dude bros'

this offends me #basic

there's 2 types of ppl in this world - those who breeze into a group chat with q's that have been asked & answered earlier if they bothered to check, & then there's those who aren't douchebags

only a matter of time til this place becomes porn hub, was that his plan 🤔

yuh-huh

Our cat farted just before a contractor knocked on the door 🤦‍♀️

I'd run naked through a shopping centre for a price but nothing could get me into a submarine to view the Titanic wreck, not even for a billion

pulling out the big guns today I see

#Wordle715 716 5/6
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$34 for a child to see some LED tubes in an old train tunnel is #peaksydney #Vivid

Look I appreciate the whole Vivid thing, but TBH it does make me miss lockdown

zero to hero...that's it, I'm retired, unplug the game

Septle 701 - 🔥 118 day streak - septle.com #Septle :
#BONUS : 2/7
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Watching this for the 2nd time today, truly epic Opening #SBSEurovision

Insane opening #Eurovision

Love a dude who can embrace a wind machine #SBSEurovision #AUS

#sbseurovision mics are hot FYI #techissues

That baby boi is the cutest #sbseurovision #DEN

holy shit Barbara add this to my c.v.