PM’s office just googled:

how to varnish a lump of gas so it can be passed around during question time?

'Labor’s full surrender to the fossil fuel industry... is now complete: the party’s embrace of gas to 2050 and of the myth of carbon capture makes the Albanese government indistinguishable from the Morrison government.'

Bernard Keane not mincing any words
crikey.com.au/2024/05/09/lab…

I do love a well thought out and totally non-rushed plan for our economic future that... errr repeats the same paragraph

(I guess that's renewable energy right there!) (HT Jack Thrower)

Is this your party, Josh Wilson Carina Garland?
Still proud of Australian Labor?
This 'strategy' is grossly inconsistent with dire warnings from climate scientists, despite an existential crisis.
It will condemn our future.

Here’s one for the politically astute true believers. Hope the second coming of Gough saves you.

There was never any intention of being serious about climate change.

You couldn't come up with this if you tried... shilling for new gas projects on the same day you fund adaptation projects in Tuvalu

What ghouls

'The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.'

- Wanton slaughter of Palestinian civilians - 🤐

- AJA quite openly inciting people to attack uni protestors - 🤐

- A chant advocating freedom for Palestinians - 😡

Fuck this guy.

Ok, inspired by something that happens in the latest episode of #UncannyUSA , here is the story of my sister's attempt to prove life after...her...death.

Trigger warning: death (obvs)

Be warned, it's not a funny story, but it's what happened.

It was actually a beautiful day,...

BREAKING: Footage from the Egyptian side of Rafah shows HUGE israeli strikes on Palestine.

This is a massacre in the darkness of the night.

Please keep sharing.

ALL EYES ON RAFAH.

Isn’t this a photo op?

Many men resist wearing high-rise trousers bc they fear they'll look like an old man. In this rubric, low-rise = modern; high-rise = Fred Merz. But low-rise pants change the ratio between your torso and legs, sometimes in weird ways. See Tucker Carlson, for example. 🧵

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How can it be that Qantas executives can orchestrate and implement a ticketing scam and not face personal consequences for corporation and/or criminal law breaches? I want to know more. Retweet if you want to know more too. ACCC #ConspiracyToDefraud #auspol

1. Horrible paedophile priest Peter Searson was one of the clergy abusers the Royal Commission found George Pell must have known about. I’ve just had word one of his victims (aged in his 50s) has been found dead in his home (had been for some time) & a second recently suicided.

To celebrate the end of Star Wars Day, here’s the greatest description of it ever by a non-fan.
Take it away, Malcolm

“Our scientists” - i.e. people employed by government agencies - are simply not allowed to speak freely about the current mass-mortality of corals on the Great Barrier Reef.

In the meantime, Australia spends a fortune on subsidising new fossil fuels.

Everything Minister Plibersek said below is true. Water security 💦 is existential to our survival. However it's a darn shame that the govt doesn't practice what it preaches. When we have gas companies in Qld allowed unlimited take from the Great Artesian Basin, this is not wise…