WELCOME TAURUS SEASON! LUXURY AS NECESSITY! MASSAGES! A LIL TREAT! A LIL NAP! AGGRESSIVE DEDICATION TO MAKING SURE EVERYONE YOU LOVE IS SUCCEEDING EVEN IF THEY AREN’T! CHANGING PLANS IS FOR COMMITMENT PHOBES! BEAUTY IS ITS OWN REWARD! PERMANENT AND IMMEDIATE CEASEFIRE NOW!

WELCOME PISCES SEASON! POETIC GHOSTING! COMPASSIONATE CONFUSION! VIBES! MULTIFACETED OVEREXTENSION! VAGUE REFERENCES! OVERWHELM!COMMITTED TO HAVING ALL OPTIONS OPEN ALWAYS! CLOSE TALKING AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! KINDNESS AS AN EXTREME SPORT! IMMEDIATE AND PERMANENT CEASEFIRE NOW!

WELCOME AQUARIUS SEASON! ALL POWER TO THE PEOPLE! ANTI-CELEBRITY STATUS! ECCENTRIC AESTHETIC! LIBERATION BEFORE NATION STATES! READING AS AN EXTREME SPORT! BOOKS AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! HUMANITY FORWARD BUT LEAVE ME ALONE! CITATIONS! CERTAINTY! IMMEDIATE AND PERMANENT CEASEFIRE NOW!

WELCOME CAPRICORN SEASON! STOICISM AS A MATING CALL! BOUNDARIES AS AN APHRODISIAC! TO-DO LISTS AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! DELAYED GRATIFICATION AS AN EXTREME SPORT! OVERWORK TO UNDERFEEL! SENSITIVE AND RESENTFUL OF IT! HEALTHY SYSTEMS HONOR RESTRICTIONS! PERMANENT CEASE FIRE NOW!

WELCOME SAGITTARIUS SEASON! ENTHUSIASTICALLY TMI! PURSUE TRUTH WITH EVERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING! OPTIMISTICALLY OVERDO IT! AGGRESSIVE GENEROSITY! LIFE IS SHORT! NO SYSTEMS OF SUPREMACY CAN WITHSTAND MASSES OF PEOPLE WHO KNOW THEIR LIBERATION IS INTERTWINED! PERMANENT CEASEFIRE NOW!

WELCOME SCORPIO SEASON! ALL SYSTEMS OF SUPREMACY BANK ON US FORGETTING HOW POWERFUL WE ARE! MAY WE RECLAIM OUR AGENCY! KNOW OUR POTENCY! REBUILD THE WORLD INTO ONE THAT KNOWS HOW TO MOURN AND HEAL AND CENTER COLLECTIVE LIBERATION! CEASE FIRE NOW! CEASE FIRE NOW! CEASE FIRE NOW!