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I am sick and tired of being unemployed.

I am also sick and tired of applying for work.

Ok so, hear me out - isn't there a company out there that *can* announce a buy for Sasol and then next day Sasol tells them to voetsek. Voetstoots voetsek sort of.

Thoughts?

Most people are desperate when they contact me for LinkedIn profiles, CVs or coaching. They are escaping bad bosses, toxic cultures & gaslighting, mostly corporates. I'd say that 80% break down in tears in our sessions. It's bad out there. It's rough. Terrible... 😭

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Fortunate Zandiswa Mteshane sthola nazi izinto zakho la ku Bin area emva kwase KFC ku West Street, uzozithola eKFC kuWest street ucele iManager.

Whoever knows her, please pass the message. 🙏

In 2024 this fool still thinks scamming on Twitter will work. We sleep at night here, not on the streets 🙄🙄Please report and block

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This kid is talented 🙌🏾🙌🏾

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I love how this gentleman broke down the true cost of buying a car with Balloon vs No Balloon payment!

Hope this helps future car buyers!

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It's not that hard to support small businesses you like, especially when we all have an audience on social media. All it takes is an honest plug with a short post and maybe a few pictures. I really want to encourage you to replicate this idea and pay it forward. Let me explain...

This screams, 'Give us your vote and we will use it to buy ourselves AMGs.'

Like, they have literally used the AMG logo.

Also, a Mercedes-AMG GT Black Series costs R7 mill. Sounds like an ANC thing to do. 😂🤣

How do you guys stick to your grocery budgets? Every month I overspend, so I have now adjusted mine to be more realistic, but it really sucks🥺

And just like that, today is thirteen years since we launched the website at an event at the JSE .. wild

And now this is coming up? Eish 😂😂

What would happen if you gave ChatGPT a budget of $100 and told it to make as much money as possible?

Do you think it'd be able to make smart investments?

Or would it completely fail?

Well, I've been testing that out over the past year...

And here's what I've found...