You ever avoid saying the words 'I love you' to someone because it might make things weird?

Dudes on X randomly being assholes to ladies, what's you're fucking problem??? Go watch some porn or something. Chill, bruh!!!

Haven't done this in a minute. Let's go.
ngl.link/charleswillstwo

This cracker...

Our cruise last week was fine but...
The cruise line charged my credit card for stuff we didn't buy. Their customer service people have blocked my number. They added more charges to my card this morning.
Yeah, it's lawyer time.

Since we're making up holidays, today is 'National Follow @Charleswillstwo and Tell Him He's Awesome' Day.
Get on that.

Feeling a little lost today. Not sure which direction I wanna go in.

Turkey 'bacon' is NOT bacon!

Today on Twitter I learned that the word 'hooker' is politically incorrect.
Sometimes this place is ridiculous.

NSFW Quiz
1. Last week
2. I'm a dude. Do what makes ya happy
3. Yes
4. Never been asked to
5. Yes
6. Enough but what's one more?
7. Last week
8. None really
9. Yes
Leave an emoji and I'll DM you the questions

Home safe. Ready to go again.

Back in Florida. Also, fuck Florida. Let's look at flights to Vegas...

I may never actually get to say the words but I will show you every day. Bet on it.

Nassau

Docking in Nassau this morning. Shopping and sightseeing on the agenda!

There's no Goldshlager on this cruise ship. What the fuck???

Watching the music and dance show tonight mad me realize... I miss performing and entertaining. A lot.

Jamaica, mon!

A dating app for people that drink a lot called Stumble.

Bloody Mary number 3. Or 4.