Antidepressant or Tolkien character?

🔹Azafen
🔹Bergil
🔹Celebrían
🔹Círdan
🔹Clédial
🔹Desyrel
🔹Edronax
🔹Elendil
🔹Elronon
🔹Erestor
🔹Eskalith
🔹Finarfin
🔹Haldir
🔹Istinil
🔹Minalcar
🔹Nardil
🔹Narmacil
🔹Narvi
🔹Norval
🔹Orophin
🔹Prothiaden
🔹Sintamil

taking psychic damage (being beaten by a psychic)

now, more than ever, i have codes. DM me

all my friends in my age group are having kids and buying houses and doing careers and i'm just slowly morphing into an old crone who lives in a dark corner of the internet and puts hexes on everyone

Joyce Carol Oates is truly the Jekyll & Hyde of tweeting

Man goes to great clown Pagliacci. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Asks how Pagliacci can find humor in anything. Pagliacci says, 'I'm just a clown, man. You need to talk to a doctor.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But Pagliacci...'

If those jagoffs in the House stop trying to shut our government down, and fully support Ukraine, then I will save democracy by wearing a suit on the Senate floor next week.

should I go outside and have a little stroll (because it's my birthday)? or stay inside and play video games (because it's my birthday)?

obviously you should never be an asshole to retail workers but if you're an asshole to retail workers on labor day you should be instantly struck down by a bolt of pure irony

Soba would like to wish his favorite auntie Mar-a-Lago Robbie ([email protected]) a very happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 🎂

Productivity tip: Stop waiting for 'the right time' to do something, because it doesn't exist. Because doing things sucks. So Just Fucking Get It Over With™

every so often a wee baby fan finds some old fic I wrote and leaves a comment like, 'wow! I love this so much! I can't believe it was written before I was born!' and I'm torn between feeling 🥰 and 💀

FUCK Libs of TikTok theguardian.com/us-news/2023/a…

got 2-3 more invites if anyone still needs, DM me

remember to download your twitter data before Elondo NoRizzian makes that a paid feature too: twitter.com/settings/downl…

a swear jar but for every time a white person uses AAVE. double the fine if they use it egregiously incorrectly. 10x if they use it while being racist. this is how we achieve reparations.

they said it couldn't be done. they said no one man could be so bad at posting that he destroyed posting itself. and yet

inspired to bring the blender out of hibernation by Dr. Hadas Kotek 🦄🎗️

weird how so-called 'heterodox thinkers' only ever have the same 5 or 6 thoughts

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