hello 👋

no offense to myseIf but wtf am i doing

Why have a child when you can have nieces and nephews. Plus they are returnable 🥹

mas pipiliin kong maubusan ng pera kaka-heal sa inner child kaysa magpalaki ng newborn child

I just found out there are no skunks outside the Americas and now I can’t stop laughing thinking about the look on the face of the first settler to get sprayed by that funny stripey cat thing

Is it burnout or is it ovulation? Is it depression or is it PMS?

Wala pa akong code 🥲

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DECLARING
CLAIMING
MANIFESTING
PRAYING

That I am going to receive an access code on July 5, 2023, that will allow me to buy tickets on July 7, 2023, that will make me go to The Eras Tour and see Taylor Swift in Singapore on March 2024.

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'How are you?'

'I'm 'thankful'. Mahirap ang 'happy'.'

Overheard In Poblacion

Sana may mag abot ng 10k sa’yo today

Everybody tells you that blessings are coming in, but no body tells you that they can come in scary as a mf 😂 As the saying goes, “if your dreams don’t scare you then you’re not dreaming big enough.”

oh it should’ve been him in that fucking submarine

bakit pambata height nung barbie photobooth nila di ba nila alam ang tunay na target audience nila

Sabi ko “It’s Britney, b*tch!”

Rider on speaker: “Ano po yun, Sir?”

Naka-on pala yung mic neto akala ko props lang. Kuya stop the ride! 😭😮‍💨

'Ilang drinks ka tonight?'

'Depende sa konsensiya ko.'

Overheard On Maginhawa

When Khaled Hosseini wrote “a man's heart is a wretched, wretched thing. It isn't likes a mother's womb. It won't bleed. It won't stretch to make room for you.” And when he wrote “Learn this once and learn it well, my daughter. Like a compass needle always points north, 1/2

sorry that deliverable took me so long i really didn't want to do it

It's honestly so ridiculous how Westerners would hire Filipinos for VA positions but the job description is for atleast 2 people 🥲

If you give an ADHDer a cookie, they'll decide they want to open a bakery, go down a research rabbit hole, and blow $300 on Amazon—only to get so intimidated when all the boxes arrive that they never start 🙃