Can we get someone that knows nothing about soccer to coach this team?

Love that Albon is now a verb! #f1Live

At least something good came on Friday the 13th. #wilco #vinylrecords

This is what GFiber looks like in my neighborhood. That’s three(!) separate fiber optic cables running across my and my neighbor’s driveways. (Plus the original buried cable to the right) is it like this all over Austin?

Nothing exciting ever happens to people that sit at home NOT minding their own business.

Verditos?

This is me, wishing I was a good car broker.

Do you think if we left everything else just as it is, but renamed it to say that America is a “Repubcracy”, that some of this would just go away?

Why are the people of Greece, Greek, but the urns are Grecian?

Realized this morning that the only reason liberals want everyone vaccinated is so we don’t lose Chick-fil-A.

Dear #MLS You need to look into the officiating of this #AustinFC #rapids game. Horrible stuff and there’s no accountability for these refs.

Do you realize that “Idiocracy” is the only film that has been a premonition, reality TV, AND a documentary? 🤯

Really nice evening on Lake Travis with my dad and a couple dozen others. Thanks to Brian at Premier Party Cruises. @ Lake Travis instagram.com/p/CQXFNezlGjl/…

No players here today, but a great time to get to know the stadium while we watch the game on the big screen. @ Austin FC Stadium instagram.com/p/CQCAcEvlyvk/…

How do I get paid to do this? #influencer @ Canyon Lake, Texas instagram.com/p/CP7Bh8GloD4/…

Trust me… it’s been a day. 🌞 instagram.com/p/CP68HbbFtSy/…

Current status: doesn’t suck. @ Canyon Lake, Texas instagram.com/p/CP11CUlli6a/…

Just posted a photo @ Dripping Springs, Texas instagram.com/p/CPM1b-1F2YH/…

Dear CLEAR , my mom died 10 years ago. I really miss her, but not sure I’m ready to reunite with her this May or anytime soon.

Listos! Super excited to get a peak at Austin’s new professional sports stadium (and pump some more money into the machine) today. @austinfc #somosverde @ Austin FC Stadium instagram.com/p/COTX4Adl6u0/…