It’s nearly May and it’s 11°C, we have two Tory parties, no-one’s had a proper pay rise since 2008, and Ketchup costs more than a bottle of plonk happy to help x

do yourself a favor and go through the replies to this :’)

today i had a croissant filled with creme brûlée and i honestly think i have peaked. life will never get much better than that.

i will reactivate my tronnor tumblr if i have to in order to defend this man

me listening to someone explain a board game’s instructions knowing full well I blanked out after 0.03 seconds and will just spend the entire game asking everyone how to play

went to watch made in chelsea again after not really keeping up with the last few seasons and they’ve fully introduced a girl onto the show called muffin. i wish i was joking.

oh i would be filing for an immediate divorce

Mike’s FILTHY DIRTY fries with LOADED sauce and CHEEKY sriracha with a NAUGHTY unusable wooden spork 😜

Grand National day. I fucking hate it.

And don't come at me with:

'They're treated like loyalty blah blah blah'
'They love it'
'They wouldn't run if they didn't want to'

You're betting on a horse's life, and they didn't ask to do it. End of.

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listening to jojo siwa’s call her daddy episode and she is actually insufferable. like actually delulu

Cats and their tiny crocheted couches

this is what having ibs is like

watching selling sunset after doing house viewings was such a bad idea. seeing rich people debate over pools and home cinemas whilst you’re just trying to afford a garden, nah i’m turning it off

i wish jk rowling a pillow that is warm on both sides and disrupted sleep every night for the rest of her life when her own foghorn snoring wakes her up every hour on the hour. oh and prison.

🚨 | Following the separation from her husband, Gypsy Rose has been seen with Pete Davidson.

drivers seem to underestimate how willing i am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point

if alexander hamilton was alive, i reckon he’d be so pissed at lin-manuel miranda writing in that he’s a bastard, orphan and a son of a whore and making everyone repeat it constantly

i don’t mean to be dramatic but watching the wales game last night at the stadium was a painful experience

thank fuck. i knew the vaccine would be worth it

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