Blackthorne: You tell him that despite being called “Endless Shrimp” it does in fact have a limit. The dogs and charlatans at Red Lobster have created a lie and I intend to speak my mind about it. There needs to be accountability!

Mariko: the Anjin is upset about shrimp

'has since been deleted' is now the most common phrase in news stories about the media business

Two bouncers guard the doors to two bars. One can only loathe children, and one can only hate dogs. You may lodge ONE complaint.

when you’re hacking security for the cool heist and another robber looks over your shoulder and asks “we good?” the proper reply is

Thinking about Charlie Brown crawling around like Gollum

they actually said the line, what a gift to fans

male cult leader: I have received a new revelation from the lord
me: let me guess, he wants you to have multip—
cult leader: I am to have multiple wives

we’re back

naming a thing is owning that thing

my friend the only crypto currency you wanna get your hands on is this: bird seed. There is a lot of birds and they all gotta eat

when a restaurant describes itself as “kitchen & bar” I’m like … both? can they do that??

River + coffee + dog

Bluey referenced “mitochondria” and I immediately said to my 4yo “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” like a sleeper agent who just heard their activation phrase