*When you’re already having a bad day and leave the house, only to realize that you left something in your room.

Be going back to get that shit like:

This is tough!

“Ain’t no hazel eyed nigga ever been depressed” 😂😂😂

Kept it black, my nigga.

Nigga I’m over here DYING! Black people cannot hide facial expressions 😂

Just a young nigga with some big dreams.

This one NEVER FAILS 😂

In my own world.

The middle finger ain’t for y’all, it’s for the devil. 😂

As an adult, this is the kind of stuff that excites me:

Y'all don't value integrity, and that disgusts me.

I am grateful for the common sense and wisdom that God has given me at an early age.

I'd be looking out that window with my hands behind my back every morning like a damn villain

And just like that…
Amazon, I need my cut 😂