Babe: I’m grumpy and tired

Me: come to the house for what’s between G and J on your keyboard 😋

Everyday, I beg God not to let me be in a position where I’ll beg people to turn up for me. Some of us never get help.

We are happy to announce the launch our waitlist for mindhelpa effective group therapy! 🎉🎊 We are offering this for persons in the US 🇺🇸 who can use it as an adjunct to individual therapy and for those who cannot afford individual therapy.

At 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩𝐚, we onboard…

You fit use 6pacs get babe make sugar daddy collect am from your hand

If you like no chop.

Nas unlocked another level… for you to get speedy on this…

I salute you brother 💥💥💥🤝

Please patronize my small business 🤝😁 na this business I wan use take build mansion 🙏
Kindly Rt. I’m available to take your order anytime, any day 😁

You fit use 6pacs get babe make sugar daddy collect am from your hand

If you like no chop.

I hope I’m not late?

Small weather change

Network go bad
Nepa go carry light
Bank transfer will stop working.

Imagine say we Dey experience hurricane and earthquakes for this side of the world.

Just imagine am

Nature is also great fun, I shot this with my itel S24.

#itelS24
#108MStories

😌

Small Nyash Dey shake ni oo 🫵😂😂

😊

6 months later:

Bride: “Dear Joro, pls hide my iD.
I just found out that my husband went on a trip to Dubai with my friend.
Please I need advice.

There’s always that one family member who doesn’t rest when everyone is resting

Jesus will be so proud rn and I'm sure as hell not raising kids that cannot fight back their peers

Person Dey wear rag una Dey call am alte.

A phone in which you can enjoy fast internet speeds with seamless multitasking and immersive gaming experience?

I present to you the Camon 30 Pro 5G with MediaTek Dimensity 8200 Ultimate 5G. It’s fire 🔥🔥

#CAMON30Series

Boa fucking with me it would of never got that far the moment you approached me ya done😂 especially if I know you on some weird shit tryna harm me I’m not ever allowing you to get in my personal space

😂😂😂 idk why mfs dont listen and take heed of the first warning