I'm so glad I transitioned, I'm so grateful for every day I get to live this gay little life

heɪz(ə)l Chance Cowards!

(Obligatory -zel joke)

heɪz(ə)l Hmmm. Guess they can't handle the Hazel charm

heɪz(ə)l you won't like following me, i post badzel 😭 💖

heɪz(ə)l You see. You’re not dealing with a squirmeezl here, this individual is accurately stating factzlls from the source. I’ll go along anytimezll with whatever you come up withzll. We all look the same in the darkzlls and I’d do you anytime.
he:Zella’s

heɪz(ə)l Uzeled too

heɪz(ə)l Zell i compress ü?

heɪz(ə)l gosh ur uselazel wen it comes to consumer advice.......
<3

just realized it’s recently been just over a year since that dumb budlight protest happened. remember that shit lol

👁️👁️ Edith 👁️👁️ heɪz(ə)l jess ⭐️ okay, going to answer this for you so people don't mess w/ you: heɪz(ə)l has a recurring bit where his name is added to words (e.g sayzel), and he retweets them. he also adds you to a list. that's all. good account imho

new grindr bio

heɪz(ə)l I'm ztill a zeliever

👁️👁️ Edith 👁️👁️ heɪz(ə)l Woagzel

heɪz(ə)l mmmm waffzels

NYA | AK | bloopy 🏳️‍⚧️ I know a lot of hazels

If I made an oomfs from memory I could just type hazel like 5 times and be correct

jess ⭐️ Wait you have connections to the Heizeldom?

jess ⭐️ heɪz(ə)l Congratulations puppy! You have been given a promotion! You are now Puppygirl City’s official liaison to Heizeldom! (Nothing is different, but it’s a cool title ig)

👁️👁️ Edith 👁️👁️ I’m the zelliest citizel heɪz(ə)l

heɪz(ə)l DO NOT WORRYZEL, EVERY PIRATE IN THE SEAZEL WILL EVENTUALLY FIND THE BOOTYZEL!!!!