Telling everyone buying the painted lady quesadillas wrapped in foil to just microwave them for 1 minute

It is approaching tennis season and again I am requesting formidable opponents on the bougie east side courts

I guess Tubi just gets me

they nerfed scrabble and you know what? good. that game fuckin sucks. boggle for life

told a spider hanging near my front door 'sorry bud this probably isn't going to last much for you' but of course did not bother it.

Not to be trite but it is a perfect loveless day in Detroit

Is there nothing more affirming than a Detroit girl on a massive Harley

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this just in: White Castle clam strips are back and they fuckin still rule, and also, the only responsible way to do sound in detroit is to bring your own PA rig

the boys in the GC sharing pictures of rainbows and responding shit like 'banger' 'top notch'

The Painted Lady soundboard has been in the Florida room since July- I brought it back downstairs to test it again (it doesn't work of course) and Jesus Christ this thing still smells like shit

The Hamtramck Noise Council has instructed me to publish audio. I have not heard it yet.

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Jandek is my motherfuckin boy

wednesday mood board

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I love when Terry Gross has a guest on describing the brutality of being blown up under water and Terry goes 'wow I wonder what that's like'