I've spent all day at the polling station.
Not one pole turned up driving a train

Just spent £30 on petrol
That's my Zippo lighter filled
I'm dreading filling up the car

Don't forget your photo ID tomorrow folks

You've just got to love twitter
Asked a simple question about Nice biscuits
I got more conflicting responses than I would have if I said I'd had an epiphany and decided to vote Tory
Err I haven't 🤣🤣

Question
NICE biscuits
Pronounced
Nice as in twice. Or
Neece as in geese
I've heard both

posted this morning that I was due my COVID booster
Dr checked my records then told me I'd had them all by different manufacturers except this one that was made in France (name escapes me)
I don't wish to be accused of racial profiling
But I don't half fancy a croissant 😜😜

I said get out and vote on Thursday
What did I say Roy ❓
You said
If you don't vote you can't complain about the fucking outcome

Victoria Atkins has just said
She spends all her waking hours trying to improve the NHS
The only conclusion I can draw from that is she must spend an awful lot of time asleep

Midday today
Booked for my umpteenth COVID jab.
Totally necessary as my conversations with Zog from the planet xzylon are becoming weaker.

FFS
There really are some sensitive souls on twitter.
I swear if you posted that you've had a good day 99% would send you a 🤣🤣👍👍👍
But that tiny minority would slate you with
It's ok for you but.
Then go into a tirade of reasons you should be ashamed for being happy 😁😁😁

I've been doing a lot of exercise recently
Mainly for flexibility.
This might sound strange,but I thought at 76 if I could bite my own toe nails that would be a result
Today I managed it.
Of course the nurse has to cut them for me first.

Gross I know 😜😜😜
Don't care 🤣🤣

Watching an old Have I got news for you.
Showed a clip of Kier Starmer in boxing gloves
The voice over said would you like to see Kiers
Ring work
🤮🤮
I might just have misunderstood

Anyone believe his question was rehetorical ❓
Neither do I

Anyone remember
Blake's 7 ❓
I'd love to watch it again, it must be out there somewhere.
Just out of interest,what would you like to watch again
Not a remake
just the original.

Has anyone noticed every tweet posted by Lee Anderson
Now contains the phrase
' I want my country back'
I suppose every comedian needs a catch phrase

Quite chuffed today
76 and I've only just found my first grey pube.
On reflection the check out at Tesco wasn't the best place to go searching 😕😕😕

Anyone else find the post office inquiry
Heart breaking,piss boiling,blood pressure raising outrageous and damning.
If legal proceedings don't follow then the bastard have won.
I don't remember,I don't recall,I didn't see that email
Not me gov. 🤮🤮🤮🤮 FFS it's sickening

Just posted a joke about Chris Philp
Except it's been pointed out to me I called him Chris Phillip
Silly me,
Goodbye twitter forever 😜😜😜😜
Nah bollocks to that

It's Chris Phillip sir
He's fucking lost again

This dozy prong couldn't find his arse with both hands