@climaxximus
brain goin vroom 💨
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calendar_today04-05-2019 03:21:41
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1 month ago
Found someone’s ashes at a thrift shop
1 year ago
British people be like stone, parchment, shears
2 years ago
giving my rabbit body dysmorphia
ppl w black cats be like “look how cute he is” then show u this
fuck u ice cream man i know you saw me
3 years ago
linkin park humpty dumpty 🤝one step closer to the edge and i’m about to break
“oh god what time is it?!”[i check my watch, it’s 9 in the afternoon]“not again” i groan[my eyes swell to the size of the moon]
you know what would make this pandemic a little nicer? put cocaine back in the sodas
friend: I’m moving to Wales this weekme: (only able to move one whale per week) holy shit that’s impressive
baby birds be like:V V: :V
can't stop thinking about how people that are 5'8' are also 4'20'