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angelic 1st wife, seductive 2nd wife, scheming 3rd wife. 3rd year film PhD researching makeover movies and psychoanalysis. she/her, views my own.

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your golden retriever bf just ate seven chocolate bars?? never mind a break up, take him to a VET, he’s dying!

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Cary Grant: I’ve spent the last 5 years putting together this brontosaurus skeleton. It’s my life’s work. Time to add the final piece.

[faintly from the other room] I’m Katherine Hepburn, and this is Jackass! [sound of high heels running down the hall]

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Things people can do in the UK under 25:
At 16 you can join the Armed forces
At 17 you can hold a private pilots license
At 18 you can be elected as an MP or MSP
At 18 you can have a license to serve alcohol
At 18 you can have a commercial pilots license
At 21 you can be an MEP

Things people can do in the UK under 25: At 16 you can join the Armed forces At 17 you can hold a private pilots license At 18 you can be elected as an MP or MSP At 18 you can have a license to serve alcohol At 18 you can have a commercial pilots license At 21 you can be an MEP
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Cass review says that 'prenatal and postnatal hormonal influence' is why there are Boy toys and Girl toys. Well done, 'feminists.' I hope you're all very proud of yourselves.

Cass review says that 'prenatal and postnatal hormonal influence' is why there are Boy toys and Girl toys. Well done, 'feminists.' I hope you're all very proud of yourselves.
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The way they had an entire period-accurate costume for Black Philip that the audience never gets to see tickles me to no end

The way they had an entire period-accurate costume for Black Philip that the audience never gets to see tickles me to no end
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