I took my Ken doll briefs to a shoot with superchargedguys which was super fun!

Now I have to work out which of the thong pictures are a bit much for main.

If you went to Ipanema beach at sunset and didn't pressgang your boyfriend into taking thirsty photos for you did you even go to Ipanema beach?

honestly i hate to lower the tone but it’s because the tiktok tradwives are essentially producing fetish content for right wing incels, not cookery vids or whatever else they’re disguising it as

it’s soft core porn for men with mommy issues and patriarchal fantasies

If you went to Ipanema beach at sunset and didn't pressgang your boyfriend into taking thirsty photos for you did you even go to Ipanema beach?

This is sort of a joke, but it's also completely true in a way it probably takes you a couple of seconds to wrap your head around.

I don't have to imagine it because this is the story of Catherine the Great.

Took beads to the beach.

Took beads to the beach.

In case you thought Rowling was just 'defending women,' she's such a virulent transphobe that she's denying well documented, historical Nazi oppression against queer/trans people.

She is a sick fuck.

I was just leaving the beach and saw a Pomeranian with a fade.

Rio is GAY!

The view at breakfast, once the stream of jogging thots died down. 🥵

Lol, so Rhyheim mfing Shabazz is 690m (nice) away on Grindr.

This could be some spicy book promo.

The NHS has just banned puberty blockers for children. You’d be forgiven if you heard that and thought “oh, maybe they were being over-prescribed.”

Do you know how many children were prescribed puberty blockers on the NHS last year? 83.

83.

This is a moral panic.

*arrives in Rio*

*opens Grindr*

*dear fucking god*

Less Daniel Craig, more Ursula Andress.

I'm choosing to believe this was a fruit salad.

I'm back in Paraty and it's every bit as pretty as I remember.

As punishment for having lobster for lunch two days in a row I turned the colour of lobster *right* after this photo.

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