if she wants the moon i’m getting her the fkn moon

me: do you have any kids?

date: one son that’s just under two

me: yah i know how to count

Will better than me I would never defend someone else girl like that

kirstie doesn’t like cats, specifically black cats 🐈‍⬛

its funny as hell that vegans still drink water like bro that's a fish's house

animals are so funny you can name a cat iphone 3 and he dont know wtf goin on

have urself a silly little christmas 🤪

Props to kirstie 🪄🪩🌿 for using Siri to send messages when she’s driving

Hermes? More like Herpes

tiktok has killed many of my brain cells over the past 2 years

y’all have absolutely LOST your minds.

Me 🤝 not having my first meal until I’m dizzy and on the verge of fainting

kirstie sharing her screen on FaceTime and then watching her explain to all her friends why she’s screen recording their chats is hilarious 😭😭😭