Gerald Ford’s parents had the chance to do a really funny thing and absolutely blew it at the end.

having a great time imagining this guy saying this line and then, as black, making this move

This is class and I insist England’s away kit is based on Quentin Blake illustrations of Willy Wonka.

If I was a media guy who had money to spend on articles, I’d track down the “feel like pure shit, just want her back” guy and see if he liked being a figure of fun for expressing his vulnerability online.

My presidents to assassnate top 5

Just had an ad for Wowcher (remember them?) and one of the deals was a boudoir photography session with a free print for £4.

For less than a pint, you can get down to your yfronts and horrify someone who just wanted to take nice photos.

I don't think the Labour Party would accept me as a member so I'm joining the Tory Party so that I can defect and become a member of the Labour Party that way.

It comes to something when the pet project of a literal fascist dictator is now somehow the good guy

Just seen a rangers fan refer to the Old Firm game as “the OF derby” and no, that is not what that stands for.

They’ve convicted a former President before they’ve convicted Manchester City

Made up for Babatunde Aléshé , mostly because when we were gigging together, I checked I was getting his name right and I nailed it first time and he was very impressed, despite the fact it’s basically phonetic.

learning about important news how God intended: several Simpsons memes in a row

How long till the “well, nevertheless” bit kicks in?

There is such a perfect “it was at that moment, he knew, he fucked up” in this that it gets all the chefs kisses

No way. We got another angle of Zidane dad!

Rob is the very best. Comes up with toppers, adds stupid jokes, and then will just look off for a bit and go “so the show is about ____” and you’d never see that and it cracks the whole thing wide open.

Just in case any of you have Warrantywise cover. They’re absolute scam artists. Paid for a warranty that included clutches, my clutch went, got it fixed, and they’re refusing to pay out as “we only cover bits of clutches not a whole clutch”.

Criminals

Genuinely one of the proudest moments of my life is being asked to help on this. I’m a cheeky little voice in here.

Water finding out about the band ‘Earth Wind and Fire’