Twins with different birthdays!! 👯

i asked
for your list of medications
but you said
they're in
the computer

med rec - rupi kaur

Grey’s Anatomy is actually one of the best existential horror artworks ever made. It chronicles the 20 year desperation of a single woman - Miranda Bailey - to get her coworkers to stop fucking and killing themselves for long enough to save anyone’s life. She never wins.

Turns out I left my headphones in the Uber I took to work so maybe I was that bad after all

One of the consultants just passed me and said 'sleep well!'... I'm starting day shift not leaving night shift 😂 do I look that bad???

Me

my toxic trait is thinking i could successfully sing both parts of take me or leave me at karaoke

Merry changeover to those who are celebrating today 🥳

weird question but when an NHS job listing says it closes on X day is it at midnight on that day? 5pm? asking for a friend 🙄

He is Risen! But the clocks have gone forward, so He is Going Back to Bed

So, remember the Americans who wanted to fly into Newcastle and drive between Scotland, the Lake District, London, and Cornwall all in one week?
They only went and did it:

*phone rings*

“Hello?”

“DAD!”

“Yeah! What is it? Aren’t you at work?!”

“YES, HE FOLLOWED ME BACK”

“Huh? Someone’s following you?!”

“NO, ON TWITTER!”

“Who?!”

“THE PRESIDENT!”

“Biden? Oh wow, that’s a big deal-“

“NO, THE PRESIDENT OF MEDTWITTER!”

“…”

*click*

“DAD?”

just finished a taster week in paeds and now i have full blown type 2 babybetes

What is an MSE, if not a vibe check?

Bit of a surreal moment last week, 10+ years of Movember UK being a yearly reminder of what’s possible when communities get together for a greater cause.

Here’s to many more years of having fun + doing good 🫡

There is so much going on in this letter, and I am here for every second of it.

British Columbia absolutely not holding back in their recruitment advertising

UK MedTwitter we’re doing a live watch-along yes???

Can you please publish competition ratios for medical and surgical specialties that show that “doctors are in short supply”?

to be absolutely clear, doctors are not in short supply. training numbers for doctors are in short supply. this is a manufactured shortage. there is a glut of doctors post foundation who can't get a training number.