I dated a guy a few years back that said he wanted to make something “really nice” for dinner and then he came home with a box of hamburger helper.

We’ll be celebrating our 9 year wedding anniversary next month.

when someone cancels plans and I can stay in my sweat pants

When the league group chat starts to actually talk about football

Imagine if anyone cared about your fantasy draft even half as much as we care about the NFL draft.

“Josh is trading up to 1.05! Omg! I bet Ben is pisssssssed. If Josh snipes him after what happened last year….”

an app, but it’s just compilations of people acting like a silly goose post surgery

balls of fire & deconstructing Demetri Martin

comfort-moods.beehiiv.com/p/dont-want-sm…

when Puka Nacua falls to the second round

me outside tomorrow bc what’s waiting for me at home is really bad

Now that’s a byline

fantasylife.com/articles/redra…

I guess mom’s about to find out about Cam Newton’s MVP season

When I assured my husband that I didn’t want any popcorn at the counter, but the previews just started

new inflation index just dropped

I fear that I am aggressively hyper fixating on Hozier’s song Too Sweet.

me as a therapist: okay okay okay but have you thought about buying yourself a sweet treat to see if that helps?

god gives his toughest choices to his strongest soldiers