“This door was installed my former coach Pete Carroll-“

Mike Macdonald:

FUQ. NO.

Yep! That was the day I was falsely arrested in Ohio. I stood up to the dirty cops who did it. They were fired and I was awarded over $400k! Thank you for sharing!

This if f—-ing brilliant

DALLAS! The 'Where Have You Been?' Tour comes to town this weekend! #Dallas #Memories #TheRussMartinIncident #TheDallasCowboysCheerleadersIncident #Dallas Cowboys #Comedy #Yay

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I pay what I owe.

Tomorrow I will wire transfer to the IRS

$288,000,000.00

This country has done so much for me, I’m proud to pay my taxes every single year.

Tag a former president that you know doesn’t

Next week I’ll be opening for Graig Gass Craig Gass performs in Dallas, TX April 18-21! April 18th-21st at TK’s Comedy Club TK's Comedy in Addison TX
So get Tickets Now! #comedy #standupcomedy #DallasTX #dfw #Dallas_News #comedian

Is it weird that Kato Kaelin is sleeping on cancer’s couch? #DaFuq

Of course, his defense will claim that cancer is racist.

Here's 10+ minutes of Norm Macdonald shitting on OJ Simpson

OJ Simpson will go down in history as The Worst Detective Ever in his life long search for “the real killer”. #NeverOnceJustLookedInAMirror

Haha. Funny as hell Craig! Lenny even looks cool at the gym!? I talked to him in my recent interview about his fitness. But didn’t think to ask him what he wears during it !

Kevin McCarthy just now: “I’ll give you the truth about why I’m not Speaker. It’s because one person wanted me to stop an ethics complaint because he slept with a 17-year-old.”

Finally, someone wearing proper workout clothes at a gym.

ALWAYS wear your sunglasses with a fishnet shirt and some old leather pants when working out.

Also, always film this for our entertainment. #LennyKravitz #IGuessItIsAllPossible #AreYouGonnaGoMyWay #TheWayOfTheWeirdos

Love that they keep showing images of the same guy staring at the sun as the example of what NOT to do during an eclipse. #FollowTheLeader

How to watch the solar eclipse in Las Vegas:

1. Look at the Sphere

At least The Mariners are consistent…

Do they give out awards for that? #SeriousQuestion #LonelyMsFan

Genuinely hilarious Ryan Gosling moment. #SNL

What is the point of The Wall game show, and why do they always force a dramatic ending to each episode that never connects? #SeriousQuestion #TheWall #NBCForStoners

Longer Tables……this shows you, there is still hope……