just passed by a giant dog roasting on a spit...

'you look like a gay kurt cobain'

wtf i am suddenly 2 degrees removed from Drake Bell??

bruh literally no amount of body dysmorphia will let me walk around this fucking country with a shirt on no sir not today sorry

#LEAVECONNORFRANTAALONE

why do men in the military like to say hoo-aa so much?

i just binged heartstopper on my molly comedown and i scream cried about 6 times. catharsis pureness

ask god and he shall deliver (a man)🥲

wait isn't a full moon party on the beach counter intuitive bc wouldn't that be the highest tide of the cycle ? or am i overthinking it

i could never hate on the meme about men feeling empty until they die in a war bc when the ukraine invasion broke out i got this sudden; carnal urge to enlist and head to the trenches

pls god can u let someone fall in love w me for more than 3 months 🙏

am i bitchy? answer correctly.

today i was with a man just being my beautiful self as usual when he goes 'you're kind of bitchy' WTF

guys im so humiliated. i got wasted last night and drunk screamed along to megan trainor....