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Cristela Alonzo

@cristela9

Podcast: https://t.co/roKdARojsk
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It's a freakin' suite and about seven songs in one. Also, I feel sorry for the kids that will never understand how important saxophones used to be to really punctuate the mood in songs...they always helped 80s B movies show that streets were unsafe or whatnot.

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Scenes From An Italian Restaurant is one of my favorite songs of all time and I lose it every single time I hear it.

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I pay what I owe.

Tomorrow I will wire transfer to the IRS

$288,000,000.00

This country has done so much for me, I’m proud to pay my taxes every single year.

Tag a former president that you know doesn’t

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Hey Brian Sieman! Coming to the game today and will be part of the Spanish ClipperVision telecast.

CAN WE TAKE A PIC?? We haven’t seen each other this season!

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Friday night. I was watching TGIF on ABC. My mom came home from work from the restaurant she worked at and got annoyed that they just weren't stopping because it was getting in the way of the local news we used to watch.

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Suns are going on a run in the 3rd as I expected. I told my bestie Steve that and he texted back:

Well they were going to score a bit at some point.

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