Happy 200k day to my beat up old Astra. I did six laps of Morrisons Bilston car park waiting for the mileage to hit this milestone. What a time to be alive.
the word for finding the part on a car that needs replacing but you cannot get to it no matter how hard you twist and contort yourself is - fufffffukkkssakebolloxbolloxouchyoumuthaffffffukssssss.
thank you for calling the tortured poets department unfortunately we are too listless and consumed with ennui to take your call at the moment, please leave a message and we will print it and release it upon a hilltop and let it float away, clinging to our heart through our coat