To clarify... I was referring to pens at a supercenter (NOT fountain pens)! 🖊️

Introducing acropalypse: a serious privacy vulnerability in the Google Pixel's inbuilt screenshot editing tool, Markup, enabling partial recovery of the original, unedited image data of a cropped and/or redacted screenshot. Huge thanks to David Buchanan for his help throughout!

'Oh! Jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way!
What is fun?
Riding a horse is better than a reindeer!' (Repeat x100000)

--My Kiddo

*kiddo licks the grape jelly jar*

Curtis: Don't lick the jelly!!

K *closes his eyes*: Ayyyyymen

C: I was asking you not to lick the jelly! Not to pray first! 🤣🤣

On Wednesday, Rep. Katie Porter broke down the U.S.'s bizarro reality where Pelotons are seemingly more regulated than guns

*In the middle of him asking loads of questions*

Kid: Hold on just a second, I'm going to sing a song.

Pineapple corers are 100% worth buying if you love pineapple like the DF3 do!

How can you be white in America and not be in awe of the Black American lived experience and in admiration of our strength, courage, and fortitude? We and our ancestors are veterans of a war waged against us in our own country.

Quite possibly the best sign I have seen before the day ends 😂

On a cold night 12 years ago, we gathered with friends and family for an evening of ceremony, dining, and dancing.

♥️♥️
Rebecca, I would marry you again any day. I love you so much. Thank you for being you. Thank you for being with me. I'm so glad we have forever.
♥️♥️

WOAH! 🤯

Happiest of birthdays to the charming and silly woman whom Matty and I are so blessed to call ours! We love you so much, Rebecca! ♥️♥️ (instagr.am/p/CVP7d_VL9pi/)

Stationery squad, assemble! In an organized and pleasing fashion! 🤗✒️✒️✒️

Came across an invasive Jorō spider on a nature walk yesterday! 🙀 (instagr.am/p/CUP7KR6MqFS/)

Sometimes, you come across unexpected art in the woods. 🤷🏻‍♂️🌳 (instagr.am/p/CUP6p35sBuK/)

Came across a friendly 'greenhouse camel cricket' on our grill cover yesterday! (instagr.am/p/CT-vRJOsbDp/)

Things my kid says that just makes sense:
1. Grabbity (gravity)
2. Hand five
3. Garden pusher (wheelbarrow)

Tomorrow is the kiddo's first day of preschool!! 😁😬😁😬

Oh, to be a cat. 🐈‍⬛🛏️☀️ (instagr.am/p/CSkll5mMdis/)