do i feel kinda bad for going on vacation while all this shit is happening? kinda

would i rather see brian cox and patricia clarkson act in a 4 hour family drama instead of hearing jesse watters' braindead takes? OF COURSE

Someone from Piers Morgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵

Can we...just accept that we suck at this?

I want to tell you a story that has made me kinda hopeless about Twitter's ability to affect positive things happening, and it starts with this tweet from Hillary Clinton.

twitter.com/HillaryClinton…

oh fuck this

these people really get paid millions of dollars to sit in a fancy studio all day and lie to their audience

LETS GOOOOOOOO

How disappointing. koconews gave Oklahoma's taxpayer-funded culture warrior a platform to parrot empty right-wing talking points uninterrupted.

This was indistinguishable from a dayside Fox News interview. 🧵

rapidly losing brain cells

does jesse think king kong is real

Congratulations everyone. You’ve given the GOP exactly what they wanted & needed. An excuse to pretend to care about antisemitism, despite a caucus filled with raging white supremacists who attend conferences with a Holocaust denier & a candidate who hosts that Holocaust denier.

lmao???