Not really heritage but I’ll share anyways. My poppa used to add -eth to every other word during readings for holidays like Passover etc. It made it light hearted and fun and helped me enjoy the event when I was at the age where I was struggling with faith.

On arrival in Japan: 'I don't really want a toilet to spray me in the butt.'

Upon returning from Japan: 'What, am I just supposed to wipe my own ass like some kind of caveman?'

One week after returning from Japan:

ICM disagrees with a flat tax

12 thoughts about the Columbia University protests and what is happening on campuses across the country

1. I have to be honest about something: I'm really starting to hate writing about anything related to Israel or Gaza. I feel like I can't write authentically about this latest…

A Canadian customs agent once lectured me on playing poker and told me to be a doctor.

Guy filming some resting sharks... and then...

A bidet

Orleans $25K guarantee. 232 runners. 58 left. On button with AA with 62K at 1.5/3K. 2 limpers, r 8,500. C. 5xx. Caller did something, I did something. Yada Yada Yada…death by QUADS!!!

I knew it.

There's no red in this picture. Not one pixel. Don't believe me? Zoom in, my friend; zoom in.

This week, my wife and I are celebrating our anniversary. My parents ordered us a very practical, thoughtful gift on Amazon: a crockpot and a crockpot cookbook.

We're thrilled. There's just one minor issue: I'm pretty sure the cookbook was written by an AI... 🧵

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A.I. photos are flooding social media and contributing to an Internet where we can't believe what we see.

Spotting A.I. 📷s is an important media literacy skill.

It takes a few seconds to spot a fake and stop the spread of disinformation. Let's learn how! 🧵(1/5)

The “everything sucks” doomerism of the far left and right is wrong. Worse, it needlessly radicalizes people. Today is better than yesterday and tomorrow is going to be even better. So here’s a list of 50 areas where we're seeing progress. 1/

This woman could not have been more clear about not wanting to be infantilized, and yet

nobody has to “hear me out” linda cardellini you fucking moron

Roasting veggies in the oven, do you flip half way or not? Or is it vegetable dependent