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Frank Chips

@dad_chips

sheesh kebab, geez fries, yikes salad
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calendar_today16-04-2010 08:23:43

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McErin☘️(@colleen_eileen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I have passed 4 levels of the interview process for a new job, and the final step is a personality assessment, so that's unfortunate.

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Royotathon 🚘(@Royotathon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i rise as i always do, a few moments before the dawn. gathering my gun and net i slide outside carefully so as not to wake my girlfriend from her perfect worm sleep. “not today” i mutter defiantly into the breaking light. “not today you fucking early birds”.

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Will Manidis(@WillManidis) 's Twitter Profile Photo

its insane that your entire life is defined by 2-3 actually important decisions and everything else is a rounding error

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Tusk Jenkins(@TuskJenkins) 's Twitter Profile Photo

All that eyelash flotsam was just a ghost, a weird little old beachcomber got it to leave and on the way out it said I don't think you know how washing up works or that two or more meanings against each other for your madness is called an ambigugeist

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Shane(@shane_oaddo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I just feel like there’s gotta be a way to have a highly educated society without forcing lifelong debt on 18year olds

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isi litke(@isilitke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

*Werner Herzog voice*

The drama lies not in the fact that the child sees her mother kissing Santa Claus, but in the choice that the mother now confronts: admitting either that Santa is a lie or that love is a lie.

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