19 minutes into a “15-30 min wait “

This is bullshit

Wasn’t expecting it but Fall Guy is a solid 9.5

This was my drake v Kendrick

My dentist is making me wait to record a tik tok and I want more than a ban now. Prison time would be a good addition

To assert dominance I offer my Uber driver a water or mint

At the gym blasting reliant k to get back in 2005 shape

Phish just killed goose

20 years ago a movie came out where a table at a restaurant had a complicated order and the waiter didn’t write it down and the table was very impressed. And every waiter saw that movie and since that day nobody’s order has been 100% correct.

Grilling steaks tonight. Gonna keep a few conspiracy pamphlets in my pocket in case i accidentally set myself on fire.

OH did Iran fire missiles? dont care, its SPHERE NIGHT. Did Biden say something about being eaten by cannibals? Missed it, cause its SPHERE NIGHT. Did Trump murder all of his own witnesses? Must have slipped my mind BECAUSE ITS NIGHT ONE OF THE SPHERE. #phishsphere

Dennys! Take that gun out of your mouth and try our new GrandSlams! Dennys

WHAT?! They blocked PHub in Texas?

(I'm just finding out now because I'm a better person than y'all)

Asking a guy at the gym for tips on a machine and then asking the guy next to him for book recommendations