[kie.ran] (@danblackroyd )

[kie.ran]

Bio My name is Kieran. Host of @YouStartedItPod. Writer. Scruffy old Black heifer in a stank dirty convertible, screechin and caterwauling. cash.me/$KieranSc
Location Los Angeles, CA
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Account created 06-12-2009 15:54:51
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iPhone : People who tweet photos of children who are members of the LGBTQ+ community with the caption “what do y’all think about this?” encountering people who are homophobic and people who are transphobic:

iPhone : This administration is staffed from top to bottom with absolute fucking demons from the depths of hell. twitter.com/whitehouse/sta…

iPhone : Twitter ignoramus: man...don’t you hate how 2 plus 2 equals 7?

You: it equals 4

Twitter ignoramus: you took all this time out your day to reply to my tweet? I hope you get the clout you’re clearly seeking.

You: pic.twitter.com/ujRngLqrH6

iPhone : The Venn diagram of people on twitter who use that “but I need you to follow the account...” Brandy meme and people who accuse you of “doing it for clout...” when you point out that they’re wrong, the earth actually isn’t flat is a circle.

iPhone : Sorry, a friend told me a story today about how they saw him on a flight once and...it was a lot going on. Anyway, he’s on the brain now.

iPhone : I’m happy he’s still with us. But it is bananas and also very very sad that he is the only surviving member of that family unit.

iPhone : For example...

Bobby Brown: Everybody’s talking about this stuff about me. Why don’t they just let me live?

Olive Garden General Manager: Because you’re no longer wearing pants, sir.

And so forth... twitter.com/danblackroyd/s…

iPhone : When Bobby Brown in “My Prerogative” sings “everybody’s talking all this stuff about me. Why don’t they just let me live?” I imagine employees of various establishments over the years who were trying to get Mr. Brown to leave after an incident having a very clear answer for him.

iPhone : As if anyone would be sent home for wearing a confederate flag in this country. But I did have a swap meet flea market version of one of these shirts where Bart, Lisa and Maggie were Black. Maggie has an Ankh necklace. It was a lot. twitter.com/roywoodjr/stat…

iPhone : I blame movies and television for everyone believing that they’ll eventually say something earth-shatteringly profound if they just keep talking.

iPhone : Our government is really going to allow like...7 million families to be evicted next month. Actually this month. I still can’t wrap my head around that. And I’m also not surprised all at the same time. Disgusting.