when i was 18 i was sitting on my then-boyfriend’s lap watching him play video games and i suddenly i asked “why do we only do things you like to do? when will you wanna learn about me?” and he got distressed and didnt answer and then broke up with me 2 days later

There was a young woman I hooked up with circa 2011. I didn't realize we were shaking the timbers like that at the time, but her doorknob just fell apart on my way out. So I ask if she had a screwdriver and fixed that shit in seconds.
Fast forward:

i ate this so bad wtf

i moved out and found a place in 24 hours can i get a fucking pat on my back🤣🤣🤣🤣

Erwin on his way to convince the scouts to k*ll themselves

“Hello Christ, we bout to steal again!”

Meg done brought out the Harriet Tubman of twerkin

If you know you knowwww👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 the mf leg on the fence 🤯 I loveee her 😍
Saturdayy #wannabechallenge

Guess what!!!! Makeup by me on the icon Busta Rhymes for the Out of This World tour promo!!!!
Thank you Missy Elliott for this opportunity! Can’t wait for the tour! Get your tickets!!!!!!👽🛸

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ITS MY MF BIRTHDAYYY

I'M CRYING

33 and thriving 🩵

The reference 😂😂

I AM FINE

I shouldn't be this excited to see New Yorkers tweet about this earthquake 😭😭😭

'Sir! I'm gonna need some identifica--'

My house was shaking?!?!

Just so yall know I’m really out here working 😤

Get into it