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Daniel Howell

@danielhowell

my life is a joke

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ricky gervais says β€˜people evolved to be scared of words’ and netflix pay him to spend an entire hour complaining about the word woke

truly he is the most voiceless victim

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a β€˜family bag’ of tortilla chips i read, before i tear it open as if ripping asunder my very integrity in the quiet knowledge that there is no family, only the solitary shame of a liar

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formal apology to the world that unfortunately i’m not planning to shut the fuck up or fuck off any time soon

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presenting: the Dan and Phil and Cats 2024 Calendar

available now on danandphilshop.com 🌍 / us.danandphilshop.com 🌎

presenting: the Dan and Phil and Cats 2024 Calendar available now on danandphilshop.com 🌍 / us.danandphilshop.com 🌎
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