Question: what are you using to view your total net worth, inclusive of home equity, debt, and other “held away” assets?
I used to use Mint.com, but they changed over to Credit Karma which isn’t as good.

Happy Coming Out Eve! I’m happy to work with a company like LCW

Great job by FanDuel #87 ❤️ 1989

Wanna know how to get AI to create. a PowerPoint presentation for you? Watch this tiktok.com/t/ZT88vXwUn/

Thread me.
I’m threading.
Follow my thread.
Re-thread me.
Do you thread?

Is anyone using an AI assistant that they would recommend?

I’m gonna start a clothing line called Lonely Clothes. They’ll have no back buttons or zippers.

My Alexa device has been trying so hard to get me to subscribe to Amazon music, it just told me that Bob Marley released a new album and I have to upgrade to listen.

I have exactly ONE private investment, but I feel really fancy when I refer to it as “one of my portfolio companies”.

It’s HER.

Ever do something that impresses yourself, like change the ink cartridge in your printer?
You badass, you.

I’ve reached the point in my feminist journey where purses bother me.

Yes, women need the extra storage to carry the weight of the world everywhere they go. 🙄

Dear male home-service providers (plumbers, etc),

Please don’t hit on me when you come to my home. I’m scared. You know where I live, now.
It’s not you, it’s the tales of rape and femicide that I’ve seen and heard. Please be kind, but don’t flirt.

Thank you,
Women.

The same people who browse incognito are 23andMe customers.

Explain keeping your browsing data private but exposing your (literal) DNA.

The women scored a combined 52 points more than the men in their final, but Google still gonna default to men when you search “NCAA final score”.

This: a language model that learns from your previous texts and when activated answers all future texts.

I don’t want to upset anyone, but I’m pretty sure I saw Jesus wearing a dress.

Which American company should buy TikTok?

Technically, if AI isn’t biased, then it’s not working.

Update: Currently watching Fed Chair talk interest rates on TikTok.