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danielle weisberg for hire

@danielleweisber

award-nominated tv writer, nap slut, the best goddamn dancer in the American Ballet Academy | [email protected]

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who at Desperate Housewives hated Eva Longoria going into season 5?? she could still have looked cute in her mom era damn

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Gonna need this 30 Rock is the best show ever discourse (which is correct btw) to translate into HUGE numbers for Girls5Eva when it hits Netflix next year girls and gays!!

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I loooove the Saturday before Christmas because you do not have to do anything 🥰 (I’m Jewish, don’t celebrate Christmas, actually have a lot to do today)

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eating a pink frosted donut with sprinkles and then needing to eat a normal glazed one to ground myself and remind myself im just a normal guy and i shouldn’t get so carried away

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I am never more naive than when following four step “mess free” pomegranate opening instructions. I miss who I was 23 minutes ago

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I love that everyone is talking about 30 Rock actually because it is the show that made me want to start writing tv. I wrote a spec of it years ago for fun and it’s linked on my website. Free to read for a quick 22 minutes if you’re bored xo

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A step toward addressing the racist legacy of America's War on Drugs.

Next, we must fully legalize marijuana, expunge criminal records, codify equity in the cannabis industry, and end the racist War on Drugs once and for all.

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In case anyone was curious, the MacArthur Park Red Line subway station is still playing music all day long in order to keep unhoused human beings from resting

Real humane system we have in place

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Nicole Byer is such a good, thoughtful, intuitive interviewer and I hope should she ever want to do a tv show with interviews instead of or after her podcast that many networks would beg for her

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JUST REALIZED WHY I’VE BEEN CRAVING APPLES AND IT IS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN WATCHING DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES EVERY NIGHT AND THIS IS THE FINAL FRAME OF THE OPENING CREDITS

JUST REALIZED WHY I’VE BEEN CRAVING APPLES AND IT IS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN WATCHING DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES EVERY NIGHT AND THIS IS THE FINAL FRAME OF THE OPENING CREDITS
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yet another instance where ACTUAL ANTISEMITISM that poses a very real threat to jewish life and safety is let off with a slap on the wrist at most, while palestinians seeking liberation from occupation are treated like nazi-level antisemites

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hey Los Angeles Dodgers, Angeleno and lifelong fan here. Just thought you should know I didn’t strike out once all season in rec league softball and I’m a free agent at the moment

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