I'm calling it: there will be a recession.

It may begin this year. There's a chance it won't.

After the recession, I predict there will be a recovery- followed by another recession.

It's scary what's happening. People who, only 5 years ago, were 25 or 27 at most, are now 30 and in some cases even 33 years old

All roads lead to Rome? I mean if you live in Rome then technically all roads lead away from Rome

When people say 'rent is going up because we've replaced apartments with luxury apartments', are those apartments actually different? Or is it just a rebrand of the same thing?

the look on a sales guy’s face when they realize you’re an autist and they aren’t getting money out of you

rust belt city enjoyer I don’t like using the phone feature of my phone

3pm? sorry that’s my time to be the most tired I’ve ever been in my life everyday

Ontario is so cool cause if you can’t afford to live in Toronto you can move to a smaller city nearby with no arts or music culture and no good food or job opportunities and easily save $20 a month on rent

If Palestine is free, you’re the product

Everyone is going to figure out their homes are 40% overpriced all at once again aren't they.

you can call my life the chronicles of riddickulous, am I right ladies? *clinks wine glass*

Ppl like “if you can’t afford a house in your city why don’t you move to a small town in a state you’ve never been to 100s of miles away from all your friends and family with no childcare options or anywhere to walk to and do your remote job alone in your affordable home office?”

Soul Engineer e/acc How to 4x your income guide to SWEs : just move to US edition

Wanting a job is a red flag for getting a job btw

It's so nice outside you can smell all the relationships ending.

Women's intuition working is such a scam on the internet

When you ask them about the guys they've been with they'll say they were all crappy but they're all still pretending their intuition works

“Can you explain this meme to me I don’t get it”

its totally impossible for me to imagine, from my point of view, a world where people just totally choose what they believe. that you could wake up tomorrow and just decide to think krishna is actually God, or that Bahai is the true religion or something. i dont experience that.

job requirements today be like:

- must have already done this job before
- must be obsessed with our brand/this industry
- must be a pro at every tool in our tech stack
- bonus if you don’t really have a personal life

Being likable is more important than being good at your job.