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She saw next door’s cat.

I am nothing if not a man of my word.

AVOID having to deal with other cats by simply turning round and looking elsewhere when a blind orange cat notices you

Just took my 97 year old neighbour to vote; she's registered blind. Loudly she asks one of the volunteers: “which box to repeal the 1947 Town & Country Planning act?” A cheer went up from waiting voters. Her guide dog barked the f-slur but otherwise, it was great.

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I always think it's a massive conflict of interest to have the same person commissioning both policing and crime

I am a mature, suave, and sophisticated intellectual. I also didn’t just notice my flies were undone before taking this photo of my dairy milk buttons dessert

The owl of queer history sends push notifications daily etc.

Quick visit to toppings.

Hot girl: So what's your new book called

Tolstoy, aware women like strong men: War

Tolstoy, remembering women like sensitive men too: ... and Peace

Come on man you can’t be named that. You can’t be named “Pizzaballa”

And did those feet in ancient times
Walk upon Scunthorpe's ancient 'spoons?