Eastern hog nosed snake. Not accepting friend requests ATM.

Day 3 of a 90day layoff....

Wtf do I need to do to get people to react here!?

Laid off for 3 months!

Yay!!

Check out Jezzie's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTLJmRxRc/

Bro! I'm a fifth of vodka in, and xtians on tiktok still sound like morons. Am I wrong???

The general manager of my company is sitting next to me for a week and a half. This is really cutting into my shenanigans time.

Holy shit!!!! I just realized what I'm attracted to! It's delicate female symmetry! I was watching a movie of a female's life. It didn't matter her haircut it was just her face!

Just when I was warming to Jordan Love.....

Christmas is already winning. 2 stitches from what will now be referred to as, the tree incident.

Last one.

Looking to start selling my collection.

Finally!

Serious question. What are your thoughts on the Israel situation?