Just gonna put a top on real quick.

These shorts were a bad idea...

Last week, Jean threw a falling tower block miles through the air without breaking a sweat.

So you know my queen let that car explode just for DRAMA. #Xmen97

I have a self-tape audition to do, and you have no idea how badly I want to 'you could stop at five or six stores' the whole thing.

“Thriving f@66ot bitch” kinda eats. Like that’s the vibe this summer. TFB!

Come on, then. They aren't gonna play with themselves.

*Charli BrexCX

Gutted I can't be there tonight, but tomorrow I'm adding 'International award-nominated filmmaker, editor and performer' to my CV and hoping serious employers ask about it.

(Unless we somehow win, then I won't need to. Because I'II have legally changed my name to include it.)

'I still don't understand why we're rebranding with the word 'chapel'.'

'We just ARE, Scott. Stop asking! Jesus Christ.'

Fleetwood Mac music, string quartet, candlelight, Edinburgh, and Dr Boyfriend. This'll be perfect if I can get through Landslide without crying, the week of Marelle's anniversary.

And if I don't burst into flames in this cathedral. I'll be one of the candles by the end.

“drag is inherently sexual”
drag:

I've never seen racists work harder to avoid sounding racist.