Note to self: NEVER respond to Twitter posts about current events. Baseball, Audiobooks, things that are funny. That’s it. Life is just too short.

I don't know where this comes from, but it needs to go everywhere!! 'oh, no. A Battle Stag. I hate those.'

Some days, some words come up in a #narration so frequently, I just can't say them cleanly anymore. Serious mouth fatigue. You'd be surprised how the articulation muscles in your mouth wear out. Distributed & Community. Holy Cow! Stop Writing Those Words! #audiobook s #audiobook

Hey, Wondershare I bought your god damned product years ago. Now it's suddenly no good and I have to buy it again to save things? F-U! I'm going to some other PDF program. Plus every time I open it I have to log-in to prove that I own it? WTF is that? You are a F-d up co.

Optimist, but purely as an aspirational choice.

Couldn't be more angry at @avid. No way to get through to them. they want you to PAY $39 for the privilege of calling their support center on the phone. I don't know if I can get my money back and I don't know if I can get my software activated. I can't afford this shit.

Here to call out Avid for being a crappy company. I didn't really want to get Pro Tools again, but I got a new computer and don't have time to learn another program right now. But I can't activate the new software and they don't talk to you on the phone unless you pay. WTAF?

This clip of Shawn Fain slamming the freeloaders of our country goes so hard

ANOTHER ONE. 🍩

You know the drill. RT now for the chance to win a puck signed by our guy.

When absa fucking lately everything goes wrong in a day, it's good to have a bottle of Guinness at the end to ease the pain before bed time. Just get up tomorrow and try again.

So many fucking porn bots liking comments- that’s it. Lots of accounts I enjoy here (not you, pornbot!) but I can’t engage anymore. It’s just annoying.

Sometimes it takes 1/2 hr just to get my computer to work properly. The Glamorous life of a working #audiobook #narrator Is 13 years too old for a mac mini? Its Bar Mitzvah is coming up soon. 😂 #oldgear

there are certain combinations of sounds that you can NOT say without making mouth noises. Some word combinations were never meant to be spoken aloud. Authors - you're killing me. Keep it coming. I'm available. #narrator #Audiobooks

If you love the book after your free trial, and just wish there was a way to show your appreciation, the author and narrator are easily findable and probably accept tips/donations. I mean y’know, if that’s your thing.

New #Audiobook Release. I enjoyed narrating Sound: Profound Experiences with Chanting, Toning, Music, and Healing Frequencies by JJ & Desiree Hurtak. Tantor Audio Audible

audible.com/pd/Sound-Audio…

More signs that we live in a complete dystopian hellscape. Cream cheese counts as a restricted substance for carry on luggage. I can only bring 3.4 oz of f’ng Cream Cheese in my bag. My CA friends need this. Door plugs are flying off fuselages and TSA is afraid of explosive dairy

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