Republican housemember Eric Burison looks like someone who got kicked out of the make a wish foundation when they were a kid because their wish was to send all the immigrants into the cornfield.

Judge Merchan gagged Trump and Trump gagged everyone else. 💭💭💭

Whose mom did what now ?

Іs there a contract that men over 40 sіgn requіrіng them to wear ugly sneakers all the time

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Hey media,

Can we please stop publishing fucking exposés on the jurors?

Thanks.

one more day to fuck up my job so bad i make it a forever weekend

Fuck her. Seriously. Why does she love Russia do much? Pro-life my ass.

By substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can reduce up to 94% of what little joy you had left.

🎵 I have no need of friendship, friendship causes pain
It's laughter and it's loving I disdain
I am a rock I am an island 🎵

My alexa turns on a yellow ring around it when I get a package or there is war in europe or the middle east.

Every day I see another video that looks like it's right out of something that would happen in nazi germany.

When life gives you lemons, throw a tantrum and demand to talk to the manager.

The former president who openly discriminated against black people by hiring predominantly white men to lead his cabinets went to harlem today.

I know he's not a lawyer but how does he not know that ? If there were unlimited strikes,then a party could just strike everyone and there would never be a trial.

cnbc.com/2024/04/17/tru…

He’s never going to finish his healthcare plan if he’s stuck in court for months.

First they came for a red lobster.And then they're going to come for the olive garden.
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it was a very long time before i realized red lobster wasn’t the upscale dinery my parents led me to believe it was

Hi Sharks. I’m asking for $44 billion so I can buy back Twitter and restore it to factory settings