My coworker's family just finished the toilet paper they bought in 2020, in case you're wondering who the real villains are

This.

say it with me: we want haptic feedback. we want tactile switches and dials. we dont want stupid touch screens that glitch, provide zero feedback, and force you to look at them. technology is stupid. modern engineers are stupid. can someone help silicon valley

Tonight’s Ticket Prices in South Florida

$57: Celtics at Heat
$52: Lightning at Panthers
$1: Nationals at Marlins

(via Gametime)

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OUR WALLY IS MISSING

BRING HIM HOME

Was his entire family in attendance?

Juicy Saros

Dear Apple TV & Major League Soccer Season Pass:
Can you please remove the score box so that a fan can watch their team’s full replay once it is over without seeing the score?! The thumbnails always have it. Major League Soccer_PR @Apple

Found a couple of my discontinued art prints today so I’m doing a giveaway! One print and three stickers of your choice, or four stickers. I’ll pick two winners in 24 hours!

To enter, just follow and retweet, and comment which print/stickers you want :) good luck!! (US only btw)

The books I've read in the past two years vs the books I've gotten in the past two years...I have to stop rewarding myself with 2 new books for every one that I finish

Can anyone teach me how to change the AppleTV audio to Will Palaszczuk & Jessica Charman before our next away match? #CharlotteFC #ForTheCrown

Well would you look at that

disney lowkey hasn't topped the frozen soundtrack yet and it's been ten years

8 minutes in and Enzo's already throwing a tantrum

got on the treadmill beginning of OT in the isles canes game and said i’d get off when someone scored

we’re going into 2OT…

Oh, lord, I’m so tired of Matt Rempe.

My column:
theathletic.com/5450951/2024/0…

Matt Rempe plays less than 6 minutes a game. He's appeared in all of 20 games. Yet he's injured at least four players now (Bastian, Siegenthaler, Lybushkin, van Riemsdyk). Keep telling me how clean his hits are, and how great he is for the game.
theathletic.com/5450951/2024/0…