“We serve you to only to fill the emptiness and loneliness of your own society”

If you do one thing today, watch this speech by Colombia’s president at the UN. 1/2

Read something in Newspaper,& I Thought What Bullshit

pasta LET'S GOOOOOOO

Fellas, we’ve all been there. You have 5 high test beers and wake up to find the Wikipedia article for the great Mongol general Subutai open on your phone. Tale as old as time.

reject modernity (two-factor authentication), embrace tradition (answering my riddles three)

I hate it when shit is unbeknownst to me

so true

Me. I bet everything on it. My empire... in ruin. Like sand through my fingers... no

Not my stoned ass thinking this was Mentuhotep 😂

Watching sisyphication videos and getting hypnotized into repeatedly rolling a boulder up a hill

I started using 🤣 ironically in texts after corny jokes but at this point, I can't figure out my intent anymore. Now I just love to see that little rascal laughing it up, having a great time

googling “Do tasmanian devils actually spin in real life” and you can see my IQ score ticking down like yugioh lifepoints

What's your sign!?
I'm a sign from God

How weird is furniture? Like, let’s all just agree to sit on these things? Yeah… um, what? Ermmmm… really? Ummkay Ooom? un Oh

the strong, silent types

Bending spoons with your mind is not an impressive trick, I can do this too, my brain controls my hands